25 Things About Me

1. I am an incurable romantic. I still believe that Prince Charming is going to ride up on a white horse and sweep me off my feet.

2. I detest peanut butter. The thought of it makes me want to vomit in my mouth. Don't ask me why it does, it just does. In fact, I'm going to puke right now just thinking about it.

3. I can fit my fist in my mouth.

4. I have a genius IQ.

5. Some of my best friends are people I've never seen face-to-face; we met online. They know everything about me and I trust them with my life.

6. I am a survivor of domestic violence.

7. I laugh at everything.

8. When I die, I’m going to be buried with my Uncle Jimmie at the Presidio National Cemetery in Officer’s Circle, Plot 64-11. At the time of my Uncle's interment, he was the only enlisted man buried with officers in any National Cemetery.

9. My nose has been broken more than 7 times and my two front teeth knocked out twice.

10. I transferred high schools at least twice a year. I attended 6 different high schools in 2 states before graduating from Newark-Memorial in 1988.

11. I was named after my dad's ex-girlfriend - first & middle names.

12. I believe in fate…or rather I believe it takes you to up to a certain point - where you go from there is entirely up to you.

13. The person that had the most influence on me in my life was my Uncle Jimmie. He was married to my Aunt Esta, my mom's sister.

14. I'm double-jointed.

15. I laugh uncontrollably at dick jokes and fart noises.

16. Yes, my boobs are real. No, you cannot touch them.

17. I love coca-cola.

18. I can watch the same movies over and over and over again.

19. I have six kids from 3 different men. A lot of people talk shit but that's okay. Like I've always said, "Keep talking shit about me...you're making me famous!"

20. Ever since I was a little girl, I've wanted to get married at Nottoway Plantation.

21. I believe in "paying it forward".

22. I am a felon yet 2 of my best friends are police officers.

23. One of my biggest pet peeves is having to press "1" for English. Last time I checked, I was in America. We speak English here, no?

24. My favorite place on earth is Pismo Beach.

25. I have a very low tolerance for ignorant people.